I wear a pair of sunglasses, tinted with polka dots. A Neanderthal passes by. I focus in on his skin tone.
‘A Neanderthal with polka dots!’ ‘That’s a sight to be shared!’ One might say.
Sneakily taking a photo of said Neanderthal, I choose a social media platform to post the image.
A really cool platform has a filter with polka dots! Exactly what I wanted!
The image might be striking, but the Neanderthal’s essential character remains the same. Did I get under his skin?
